gayingenue:

i think some of you aren’t really bottoms you’re just virgins with anxiety disorders

anticapitilizationbureau asked:

How would you die in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?

pukicho Answer:

Bullet to the head

thebootydiaries:

me before working out: i dont wanna do this

me while working out: I D O N T W A N N A D O T H I S

me after working out: WOW, i am simply phenomenal. every drop of blood running through my veins is graced with the ichor of the gods, i am an olympic athlete

(Source: alienanxrchy, via thebootydiaries)


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